Interview – Get to know Stinky
So the team at stinkythepig have been trying tirelessly to track down Stinky. Who would have thought that it would be so hard to find him! We asked people along the way and realised that Stinky has become quite the celebrity in the places he has visited. Have you seen Stinky recently?
We eventually found Stinky. So we sat down and asked him a few of the questions that you might want to ask as well. Hopefully, from our short interview with Stinky, you will all be able to get to know him a little better.
What is your real name?
Well, I don’t really know. And to be honest, I don’t think I smell that bad, do I? So for as long as I can remember, I have always been known as Stinky. It kind of stuck with me like a bad smell. Get it? Smell? Stinky? Nevermind.
How tall are you?
Two pumpkins tall! Let me explain. On the farm, it was hard to get my trotters on a good measuring tape. It always seemed… out of reach. So if you really wanted to me to be precise with my measurements, I couldn’t really tell you. However, Cheesy once told me that I was as tall as two pumpkins stacked on top of one another and I was kind of happy with that answer.
How much do you weigh?
I think this question is too personal. Sorry. It is a sensitive topic. Can we move along?
For the sake of all the single ladies, are you single?
I’m sorry to say that there is only one girl in my life. I’ll introduce you all to her soon. All I can say is that she is the most amazingly woanderful girl I have ever met. There are times where I wonder why she would even consider me as her life partner. Nevertheless, I am grateful for everything that has happened and hope that I can be as great a partner as she has been.
What is your favourite food?
Actually, I am quite easy when it comes to food. My favourite is anything that has fruits or vegetables. Size aside, I am really conscious with what goes into my mouth. After all, your body is your temple right? I am just… big boned. Healthy eating is important, especially when you are young. So make sure you all eat right and throw in some exercise into the mix.
We heard you salsa. Is this true?
Make sure you tell the truth…
Ok ok. I have learnt how to salsa. Life is about experiencing new things right? My instructor was very encouraging but when we both realised that my hips do not wiggle, I hung up my dancing shoes. Apparently, wiggling your tail is not good enough. Oh well…
We’ve taken up too much of your time. Any last reminders?
Never forget your childhood dream. Remember it. Because one day, you will be able to make it come true.